you know i'm gonna leave you-- anslee's diary.

[Anslee Leeoni]

babe, baby, baby, i'm gonna leave you.
i said baby, you know i'm gonna leave you.
i'll leave you when the summertime,
leave you when the summer comes arollin
leave you when the summer comes along.

baby, baby, i don't wanna leave you,
i aint jokin' woman, i got to ramble.
oh, yeah, baby, baby, i won't be there,
really got to ramble.
i can hear it callin' me the way it used to do,
i can hear it callin' me back home.

i know, i never leave you, baby.
but i got to go away from this place, i've got to quit you.
oh, baby,
baby, ooh don't you hear it callin?
woman, woman, i know, i know it's good to have you back again
and i know that one day baby, it's really gonna grow, yes it is.
we gonna go walkin' through the park every day.
hear what I say, every day.
Baby, its really growin', you made me happy when the skies were grey.
but now Ive got to go away
baby, baby, baby, baby
that's when its callin' me
that's when its callin' me back home...

[Anslee Leeoni]

i will now fill out this long thing, just so i can remember what a little precious i was before i struck it rich. oh, it's going to happen.

BASIC INFORMATION

Name: anslee katherine leeoni.
Name Transmits First Impression To Reader: i don't know, do i? it's kind of a weird sounding name. i think when i am older and famous, i'll go by annie or something like that.
Reason/Meaning Behind Name: my mom liked it? she was drugged.
Sex: no, never.
Birthdate: nineteen sixty one.
Birthplace: i was born innn scotland? i think. my parents lived there very briefly.
Ethnic Background: british! aye cheerio and all that.
Marital Status: single...
Current Home: hogwarts school of love.

House Desired: secretly, i would have liked to be a gryffindor. sometimes i think i should be in slytherin. buuuut i'm a hufflepuff aren't i?
Year: sixth- holy fuck.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Nickname: ans. ANSLEEEPANSLEE.
Religion/Religious Background: i believe in god, and christ and all that. i have faith, but religion gets us into trouble. people die and kill for it.
Nationality: british.
Social Class: upper middle.
City/Country Background: uhm, i grew up in a little town called london.
Health: good? i need to quit smoking.
Physical Condition/Disabilities: uhm, none.
Friends: everyone!
Allies: everyone!
Enemies: everyone!
Pets: everyone! ... okay not funny anymore.
Languages Spoken: english, and a weeeeee bit of french... ASK ME HOW TO SAY UNDER THE BED. I TOTALLY CAN.
Intelligence: -mumble- grades don't mean anything. fuck off.
Children: tons.
Most Significant Other(s): bebe.
Sexual Orientation: jesus... uhm... trisexual, i guess.
Sexual Habits: habits? i've been told i have a pretty funny O face.
Sexual Experience: let's not get into that.
Type Of Friends Preferred: sweethearts who love me.
Type Of Lovers Preferred: the kind that take the time to take off my skirt and not just lift it up. we have time, ya know?
Smoker/Drinker: yes yes.
Biggest Accomplishment/Best Known For: oh, i don't know. being loudmouthed, being crazy, being a c-rag, being a lover.
Talents: i can read pretty fast...
Hobbies/Pastimes: i like to do nails. it's really fun.
Clothes/Accessories: i like jeans a lot. i love sundresses and even my uniform, don't tell anyone.
Personal Possessions/Toys: vibrator?
Taste In Art, Literature, Decor: I LYK PURPLE.

FAVORITES

Favorite Book: one with pictures.
Favorite Magazine: i don't know. vogue?
Favorite Newspaper: daily prophet.
Favorite Music: all that girly power muggle stuff. my mommy and i listen to it together.
Favorite Movie: casablanca
Favorite TV Show: the merv griffin show! or is it griffith?
Favorite Actor/Actress: ohhh who cares.
Favorite Place: hogwarts.
Favorite Color: purple.
Favorite Entertainment: flirty flirty flirting!
Favorite Food/Diet: everything. seriously.
Favorite Drink: red wine.
Favorite Sport: quidditch! i'm a beater.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION - I AM SKIPPING THIS SECTION AND JUST GOING TO SAY GORGEOUS FOR ALL.

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FAMILY BACKGROUND

Father: daddy? he works in some office. we don't see him that much, but that's okay. he's a good guy.
Profession: stated above.
Residence: london.
Living/Dead: bordering. he's kind of a zombie when he gets home from work.
Mother: she's a sweetie. her name is wanda and she loves her little girl! and her son... so she says.
Profession: i think she stays at home.
Residence: london.
Living/Dead: alive!
Parents' Marital Status: they're married.
Brothers: i have one. his name is dale. he's my favorite!
Sisters: none, thank god.
Home Life/Childhood Experience: home was a fun place to be. my mom was always home so she'd watch movies with me and read to me and all that. she helped me through school, because even at muggle school i wasn't so good. she tries to help with my wizarding stuff, but she doesn't know too much about it. my brother and i have always been really close. and my dad... well he's a great provider.
Family Relations: they're okay... i mean, my aunt found out i was magical and she pretty much fliiiiipped.
Family History: they're all muggles except for dale and i. it's very strange- that. and i don't understand all the hate.

PROFESSION/OCCUPATION

Profession: student.
Favorite Subjects (School): no.
Poorest Subjects: every one of them...
Grades (School): not great, but i mostly scrape by.
Quality Of Work Performed: well... i get it done...
Reputation: good with the people that matter.

PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS/CHARACTER TRAITS

Morals: i do whatever feels good. i think everyone should do that, and the world would be a lot happier. i don't mean to sound naive and like a little girl, but seriously. everyone's too busy being tied down doing something they hate to really enjoy life. it doesn't last forever, people.
Ambitions, Aspirations, Desires: i really want to be in the ministry. i don't care if i'm the one passing out sandwiches. i want to help the wizarding world, because it's so incredible. i owe my life to it, and to dumby.
Major Traits: sexual, mysterious, friendly.
Minor Traits: bitchy, unsure, commitment a phobe.
Outstanding Qualities: i'm... fun?
Character Flaws/Weaknesses: i'm scared. i'm never sure about anything. i trust too easily, but not easily enough. i never know what people are going to do, and i'd like to think they aren't as bad as they seem...
Character Strengths: well, i really do know what i want, in the long run.
Habitual/Favorite Expressions: i don't know..
Habitual Mannerisms: ...
Fears, Anxieties, Hangups: i'm fucking scared as hell of candles. that's fucking dangerous. scared of rodolphus lestrange, bellatrix black and pretty much that whole group. i'm scared of life.
Frustrations: this questionaire.
Temperament: i'm... well, i can get a little weepy at times
Attitude Toward Life: it's here. i'm living it.
Attitude Toward Death: ... fear.
Leader/Follower/Dropout: leader.
Most Cherished Beliefs/Values: i cherish you.
Worst Habit: smoking... GAAAAAAAAAH SHUTTUP.

[Anslee Leeoni]

here are some pictures!


i think this was taken by a friend of mine. i don't know where though...


me on the grounds, after i chopped all my hair.


again, on the grounds, doing nothing in particular but being camera shy.


oh god. this must have been when i was like, ten?


wayyy wayyy wayyyyyyy back when.